Katy Perry does a good job flirting with the camera and has quite a bit of sex appeal in this youtube video. Is it a bad thing to kiss a girl and like it? I actually love kissing girls, so I must be really bad then. Enjoy this youtube video starring Katy Perry singing ” I kissed a girl”.

I came across something very interesting and I think you would find it interesting too. Have you heard about the dead sea scrolls? Are you wondering what the dead sea scrolls are?
The Dead Sea Scrolls consist of roughly 1,000 documents, including texts from the Hebrew Bible, discovered between 1947 and 1979 in eleven caves in and around the Wadi Qumran (near the ruins of the ancient settlement of Khirbet Qumran, on the northwest shore of the Dead Sea) in the West Bank. The texts are of great religious and historical significance, as they include practically the only known surviving copies of Biblical documents made before 100 CE, and preserve evidence of considerable diversity of belief and practice within late Second Temple Judaism.

Now that you know what the dead sea scrolls are, I will inform you about the latest news in regard to the tablet that was found by David Jeselsohn, whom is an expert in antiques. David Jeselsohn didn’t realize the significance of what he found until a lady by the name of Ada Yardeni, whom specializes in Hebrew writing told him how significant it was. Supposedly the tablet was found a decade ago, but no one really knew the significance of it until now.

Supposedly this tablet could put the Christian theology at risk because the tablet that was found supports the Judaism religion. Let’s say Christianity is put at risk because of this tablet, what would people do? If someone showed you proof, that your religion is made up of false pretenses what would you think? You would probably deny it right? Look at how long Christianity has been around.

I’m not sure what to think of the tablet findings. You can read the article for yourself and tell me what you think. You can read more about the tablet here article of tablet

I have another short joke and it’s a cute one. It’s not as gross as my finger painting one. I just want to let everyone know that if you have any jokes you would like posted up here, let me know and I’ll put it up here along with your name. Here goes the short joke……….

Why don’t witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom!

I’m not going to go into details about my sex life, but many straight people do not understand why men are attracted to men and women are attracted to women. Maybe straight men can understand why women are attracted to women, but men always seem to have the same question in the back of their minds about lesbians.

The number one question from straight men is. If lesbians use a strap-on, then why wouldn’t they want to have sex with a man? Is it just that hard to comprehend the fact that a woman may not want to have sex with a man? The answer is so simple.

Lesbians do not like how a man feels. Lesbians like the soft gentle touch of a woman. The strap-on is just an object. I just want the men to take a mental note of something. Strap-ons do not go soft. I’m sorry I couldn’t resist saying; that.

Lesbians don’t always use strap-ons. Some women in this world actually prefer outer stimulation rather than inner stimulation. Some of you straight men should ask your wives or girlfriends if they prefer outer stimulation over inner stimulation.

Listen up straight men, woman who are attracted to other women shouldn’t be a blow to your ego. You can’t turn a lesbian straight just like a gay man couldn’t turn straight man gay. It’s the same concept.

Some people may ask me what I was thinking when I decided to write about lesbian sex and I’ll say, “I have no idea”. I just wanted to write about something fun and not something deep or heavy.

What do lesbian couples do when they are menstruating? They finger paint.

Yeah, my joke is a little disgusting, but it’s funny.

I do have quite a few things I would like to talk about because a lot has been going on in my life. Who doesn’t have a lot going on in their life? I would like to talk about lesbian relationships. Maybe targeting lesbian relationships isn’t quite what I want to do because what I have to say can go for any relationship.

What defines a healthy relationship? Some of the things I think constitute a healthy relationship are: Adequate sex, communication, flexibility, sacrifices, chemistry, and physical attraction. Did you notice I listed adequate sex first? You could keep adding to the list of things I think make up a healthy relationship, but you get the idea.

I think many people have lost the concept of what relationships are all about. There are people out there getting into relationships for the wrong reasons. Sometimes I don’t think people are genuinely with someone they really want to be with. Instead they are trying to gain something from being in a relationship with a specific person.

Every relationship has its ups and downs, but there is always a common ground. I know long term relationships are not always peaches and cream. There are people out there that think relationships are suppose to feel like ecstasy all the time and when there is an argument or things start to go south, then they think their relationship is going to hell in a hand basket.

I honestly don’t think most of the adults in this world are mature enough to be in a relationship. Some of your fifty year old adults are still acting like they are eighteen. Maybe I went a little over board when I said some adults are acting like they are eighteen, but you get my drift. Finding heterosexuals and even homosexuals in a long term relationship is hard to find.

There is a lesbian co-worker and I was in awe when she told me how long she has been with her partner. She said she has been with her partner for almost twenty-five years. WOW! I think that is amazing! Over half of your heterosexual marriages these days don’t last that long. I wonder what her secret is?

Two men were playing golf. One of the men hit the ball into the woods. They went to retrieve the ball and noticed all the beautiful foliage in the woods. They carefully walked to the ball without disturbing anything. The man picked up the ball and POOF mother nature appeared!

She said, “Thank you my dear son for not disturbing any of the foliage. Just for not stepping on those buttercups over there. I grant you all the butter you can eat.” He responded, “WHAT! Where the hell were you last week when I didn’t step on the pussy willows?!”

Hopefully everyone knows about club safety. You never put your drink down or accept a drink from an anonymous person, but what about hard candies, such as tic tacs? I went out to a club the other weekend and decided to bring my straight neighbor.

Kelley and I invited our neighbor over for a cookout because we cooked too much food for the amount of people that were coming over. Our neighbor is a cool cat, so he came over and hung out with the lesbians. We were all having a good time eating and drinking our alcoholic beverages at the house. After the cookout, we were all going out to a well known gay club. The original plan didn’t include our neighbor going out to the gay club, but he decided to go with us, which was cool.

The club was packed because the night we went out was during the Gay Days events, so there were various different kinds of people there. Kelley, some friends of ours, and I showed our straight neighbor around the club. We went to the dance floor and while we were all dancing, our neighbor told us he had to use the bathroom. He went to the bathroom and never returned back to the dance floor.

Kelley, our friends, and I became very worried. We walked every square inch of the club looking for our neighbor. We were thinking maybe he passed out somewhere, but a few hours passed and he still never turned up. We were reluctant to leave the club without him, but had no choice, so when we returned to our house I knocked on the door. There was no answer. I knocked several times, so now we are thinking, “maybe he got lucky”.

The next day rolls around and Kelley and I are reluctant to go over to our neighbors house because we are thinking his girlfriend will be pissed off at us for leaving the club without him. We finally worked up the courage to go over to his house and we find out that someone slipped him something “a mickey”.

He says that someone offered him a tic tac and he took it without thinking twice. A while after he took the tic tac, he started to feel weird. His ears were ringing, his hands became numb, and his mouth was dry. He went to the bathroom to see what was wrong and he said a guy approached him and started rubbing up on him. The guy that was rubbing on him was the same guy that gave our neighbor the tic tac. Our neighbor became angry and at some point a bouncer came into the bathroom and saw our neighbor as the aggressor, so the bouncer slammed his head on the sink and threw him out.

The cops on duty that night made our neighbor take a taxi home and when our neighbor told the cop that he was “mickeyed”. The cop responded by saying, “then you shouldn’t be at a gay club”. WOW! I was shocked when I heard this story because this hits close to home. Predators are everywhere. It doesn’t matter what kind of club you are at. Never take anything from anyone you don’t know and hold your drink at all times.

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I have a joke to tell all my viewers and I think you will enjoy this joke just as much as I did. It goes like this…………..There were three little girls sitting on a porch. The first girl stuck her head in between her legs and lifted her head up saying, “My instincts tell me that I’m going to be rich. I’m going to marry a millionaire, wear a big diamond necklace, and drive a Rolls-Royce”.

The second little girl sticks her head in between her legs and lifts her head up saying, “My instincts tell me I’m going to be famous! I’m going to be even more famous than Madonna. The third little girl does the same thing the other two girls did. She sticks her head in between her legs and a few minutes later lifts her head up, then says, “mine stinks too, but it’s not telling me anything!”

I hope you enjoyed this little joke and I’m going to try and post a new joke every week.

I’m sure you’ve heard the term “taking the leap of faith”. Taking the leap of faith in my mind is moving forward even though the circumstances are intimidating. Believing and knowing that God is going to come through on the other end, but sometimes we can’t take the leap of faith because there is nothing to leap into.

If there is nothing for us to leap into, then we have to sit and wait for God to open the doors. Patience is very vital in this process because we as humans have very little patience. Look at all the fast food restaurants and microwavable dinners. We want things now and fast! When things aren’t going the way we think they should, we yell to God WHAT’S GOING ON? I think the more questions we ask and the more we anticipate God’s actions, the longer he makes us wait.

I think God wants us to be still and listen. Listening for his voice and when I say voice, I don’t mean an audible voice. It’s like one of those “Duh” moments. This thought just pops up in your mind or God gives you the tools you need to move the mountain that’s standing in your path.

If you don’t sit and wait patiently for God, then you will make the wrong move and then, your situation could not change at all or will find yourself in the same situation you were in before. There are two sides to having patience. You don’t want to miss the boat or plane when it comes, but you don’t want to drown yourself in any mistakes you may make either.