A Lesbians Faith

Hi everyone, I have a funny story I would like to share with everyone. Sunday night Kelley and I were going to bed and Kelley dosed off, but I was still kind of awake. Our miniature schnauzers sleep in our bed with us and they heard a noise, so they jumped down off the bed.

My dogs, Missy and Baldwin are walking around in the bedroom and then I’m hearing this crunching sound. I elbow Kelley and I whisper, “Honey, do you hear that?” Kelley gets mean when you wake her up, so she didn’t respond and I didn’t want to nudge Kelley again, but I still can hear this crunching sound.

I start yelling at Missy because I can see Baldwin standing there, but I can’t see Missy. I’m thinking that Missy has something and won’t leave it alone. Then I’m wondering if something else is in the house because we have a doggy door in the back of the house that goes out to the backyard, so now I’m wondering if a raccoon got in the house.

I finally work up the courage to turn on the light. I walk over to the lamp and turn it on and I see one of our black cats, Koo-koo nuts chewing on a dead rat. I yell, “Oh my God, it’s a rat!” I quickly jump up on the bed and I keep saying, “Baby, it’s a rat, get the rat!” Kelley gave Koo-koo nuts praise for bringing us a rat and then she disposed of the rat outside somewhere.

Kelley found my behavior amusing because I always say to Kelley, “I’m the man” and I turned into a sissy girl when I saw the dead rat. When I say rat, I mean it was a rat; it wasn’t a mouse. This was a nice size rat Koo-koo had. We call koo-koo nuts our mighty hunter because he is always leaving us squirrels and birds in the driveway, but he felt the need to make a special delivery to our bedroom Sunday night. At the top is a picture of Koo-koo nuts, our mighty hunter.