A Lesbians Faith

Here is a topic for not just gay / lesbian, but for the mainstream. How many of you remember when you first started dating someone and you were discrete about everything you did? You make sure you say the right things, do the right things, and act a certain way. The last thing you want to do when you’re dating someone is embarrass yourself.

How embarrassing is it when you fart for the first time in front of your partner? I remember when my partner, Kelley let a fart out for the first time. We were standing in the kitchen and she was doing something with her back turned to me and I was pouring a glass of milk.

The handle of the mug broke off and my milk spilled all over Kelley’s glass top stove. I said with fear, “uh oh”. Kelley turned to me and asked, “What’s the matter”? My five year old face of fear made Kelley laugh so hard she let out a loud fart. My face turned from fear to a look of disbelief, which made Kelley laugh even harder and she wet her paints right there in the kitchen!

I’m sure this story tops most of the embarrassing fart stories you have, but I could be wrong. After being with Kelley for three years, I can say she is not afraid to fart in front of me. She is the queen of farts!